@Cowicide wrote:
If anybody's got good substitutes for InDesign, I'm all ears.
http://lifehacker.com/5976725/build-your-own-adobe-creative-suite-with-free-and-cheap-software
http://www.scribus.net/canvas/Scribus
http://alternativeto.net/software/adobe-indesign/?license=free
http://www.maclife.com/article/features/10_free_open_source_alternatives_adobe_creative_suite